Thursday, November 1, 2012

Pay Your Bill

There is a report just out about a congressman and hookers.  I'm not going into details here because I really don't care if a guy pays a woman for sex and since it hasn't been proven, even if I were to condemn the act, it'd be a bit premature to offer such condemnations now. 

I judge neither whores nor their customers for what they do as long as all parties are consenting adults.  Frankly, it baffles me that abortion is often excused as a woman deciding what to do with her own body yet prostitution is illegal.  Isn't deciding who to fuck and why the exact definition of deciding what to do with your own body? 

Anyway, I bring this up not because of prostitution but because in the story I read, the hookers involved claim they agreed on a price of $500.00.  When it came time for payment, they were given only $100.00.

Earlier this year, the Secret Service was involved in it's own prostitution scandal.  How did they get caught?  One of them refused to pay his bill. 

Guys, come on.  I've never paid for sex so I'm not sure on how tips are handled but paying your bill is pretty straight forward.  We've already made criminals of these women over what would be perfectly legal without the fee, don't rip them off.  That's more pathetic than fucking a whore in the first place. 

6 comments:

  1. Amen, Monkey! I find it mildly amusing that the same guys who make and enforce these ridiculous laws are often the ones caught with their pants down, literally. This post also brings to mind that ages old joke - How do you make a hormone?... Don't pay her. :-)

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    1. Prostitution is illegal because politicians have wives.

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  2. BTW, be sure to check out the Five Sentence Fiction button on my sidebar tomorrow when the new prompt goes up. This is sonething you can do, and should do. Writing a story in five sentences is a great challenge, and you are a great storywriter! :-)

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  3. And this isn't an uncommon occurrence. You'd think one would look and go "Oh, Bob didn't pay for his hooker and look what happened to him.". They probably think they're special and can get away with it.

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    1. So long as it's illegal, there isn't much the working girl can do. Not fair at all.

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