The current trend of my facebook friends and family is to post defining characteristics of their zodiac sign. I won't lie to ya, I enjoy reading what makes a Taurus a Taurus. I love being the strong headed bull...errr...Monkey. And it is surprising how many traits fit me so perfectly. Of course, the traits are so broad they could apply to anyone but it's still fun to read.
The problem I have with it is that there doesn't seem to be a zodiac sign for all the shitheads out there. The traits are always positive. I can't be the only one to notice a large portion of the population is lazy, arrogant, fucktarded, spiteful, angry, and/or a drain on everyone they encounter.
That pretty much sums up my problem with all new age stuff, it seems to view all people as inherently good. Then again, what can you expect from something called "new age" that has it's roots in the ancient past? A cosmic oxymoron.
I just want to read one of these zodiac trait listings that says, "Cancer - You do not want to have anything to do with this miserable cocksucker," or "Gemini - This two faced conniving bitch will steal your husband and your wallet. Might steal your dog, too."